Brainsplatter

You Don't Drink Poison, And Wait For It To Kill Your Enemy.

Has anyone made the Bruce Banner in the Avengers movie saying, “That’s my secret; I’m always in pain.” In regards to Crohn’s because FUCK I have been miserable lately.

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via bittersweetsleeps)

lux-cordis:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

This makes me want to punch myself because a 10 yr old is doing better in life than I possibly ever will. You go little boy, you go.

(via vaydaplacebosuicide)